Sunday Silliness: Victoria Jackson

In the above SNL cast picture from 1985-1990, you can make out such famous faces as Dennis Miller, Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, and Nora Dunn. The blonde second-from-left on the top row is Victoria Jackson. You remember from such famous skits as….well, she was on the show. Trust the picture.

By and large I had never thought of Jackson much in my life beside when she did random interviews until she resurfaced from the depths of irrelevance to join forces with the TEA Party. One of her most notable crusades was when she went after Glee for showing a same-sex kiss:

That’s bad enough right there, and I’m not even talking about her insanely annoying voice. But, amazingly, her severe homophobia is overshadowed by her astounding general insanity. Basically, all she does nowadays is accuse our President of being a Marxist communist who is secretly a Muslim that is facilitating the spread of the Muslim Brotherhood into our government- and, no, I’m not confusing her with Michelle Bachmann. 

I was reminded to write something about Mrs. Jackson after Ed Brayton once again highlighted an example of her jaw-dropping idiocy.

Why is CNN the only news channel in airports? What about equality?! Nashville was the only airport where I saw a Fox News.  Who do I call to make it even? I want every other TV in the airport to be Fox News.

Suddenly, the gym CNN is blasting a story of how a homosexual man is helping other homosexuals adopt children. He speaks about the personal, passionate sacrifice of his time for this cause as if he were Mother Theresa. I’m appalled. Homosexuals-adopting-children is child abuse. No, it’s pedophilia and sexual molestation. Teaching a young mind, a clean slate, an innocent soul that homosexuality is a natural, normal and moral lifestyle is evil. How is gay adoption different from the recently jailed Penn State Jerry Sandusky, child molester case? (Emphasis mine)

“Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” Isaiah 5:20

Holy shit. I don’t even know what to say beside the woman is nuts beyond repair. I don’t usually resort to attacks like this, but Howard Stern is right- if Victoria is so concerned about the sins of homosexuality and sins of gossip (as she points out in the above video), what does she have to say about herself committing the deadly sin of gluttony?

If you want more examples of her wacko views, just do a search. You may come across her Youtube show, which is summed up perfectly by this “hilarious” promo:

To understand the essentials of this woman’s existence, here are two things you need to know. First, she didn’t vote until she was forty because she “didn’t know how.”

And then she says “Very few people in America are informed and educated as I am.”

Mhmm.

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